Murdoc Lost a Little Lamb

The Great Leader

23 ene. 2023

Haaaaaaappy Year 1 of the Last Cult! Hope you all had a smashing holiday season. You definitely had a better New Year than Russ, he was convinced a gate to the promised land would open on the 31st at the Hollywood sign. Did it happen? Did it bollocks! Apparently Russ got his calculations wrong. He just got rained on all night. People always expect too much from New Year’s Eve, don’t they?

What else has happened… 2D has officially moved next door. Yep, the boy betrayed us. Switched allegiances, from the Last Cult to Forever Cult, pink to blue. Always knew he was the bad apple, tbh. Noodle’s a bit worried they might brainwash him. I say good luck to them! Like trying to brainwash a butternut squash. If you ask me, he’s just doing it all for attention. Like that time he got himself eaten by a whale, or when he deliberately ran headfirst into my Vauxhall Astra all those years ago. Classic 2D.

In happier news, Cracker Island the album is officially nigh, and fiiiiinally dropping in a mere matter of weeks. Pre-order it and get my divine blessing!

To all of you, a thousand blessings, peace on Earth and goodwill to all in pink.

Murdoc

Great Leader, Anointed Beacon, Supreme Overlord, Groundskeeper of the All-Seeing Garden, and He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Gazed-Upon of The Last Cult.